An old man visited a new doctor,who was very young.
“I don’t feel well, doctor,”he said. “Please find out what’s
wrong with me.”
“Take off your clothes andlie on the bed,” the young doctor
said, “I’ll examine you.”
  The old man took off his clothes  and lay down on the bed,

and the young doctor examined him. However, he couldn’t

find anything wrong with the old man.
  He listened to his heart. He looked into his throat. He
examined every part of him.
  At last he said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t find anything wrong
with you. You’re as healthy as I am.”
“That’s very strange,” the old man said, “because I feel
really bad.”
“Come back tomorrow and see me again if you don’t feel
better,” the young doctor said. “I’ll examine you again.”
“All right, doctor,” the old man said.
   Slowly, he stood up and put on his clothes. Then he walked
out of the hospital.

   A few seconds later, the doctor’s nurse ran into his office.
“Doctor! Doctor!” she cried. “That man you said was
healthy just died outside the door.”
   The doctor thought quickly.
“Then turn the body around so that people will think he was
coming in,” he said.

       新　医　生

 一个老人去拜访一位年轻的新医生。
“我不舒服，医生。”他说，“帮我检查检查吧。”
“脱了衣服躺在床上。”年轻的医生说，“我给你检查检查。”
老人把衣服脱了躺在床上，年轻的医生为他做了检查，却没查出什么毛
病。
  医生听了听心跳，看了看喉咙，检查了他身体的每个部位。
  最后，他说：“不好意思，我没发现任何问题。你跟我一样健康。”
“那就奇怪了。”老人说，“因为我真的觉得很不舒服啊。”
“如果明天还没有好转，就再过来复诊吧，”年轻的医生说，“我会再
为你做一次检查。”
“好的，医生。”老人说。
 老人慢慢地站起身，把衣服穿上，然后走出了医院。
 几秒钟后，护士突然跑进来。
“医生！医生！”她喊道，“刚才你说很健康的那个老人突然在门外死
了。”
 医生灵机一动。
“调转一下尸体的方向，那样别人就以为他正准备进来呢。”他说。